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3Language: en
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15<v Mr A>Oh, good! That'll be the vet, dear.</v>
16<v Mrs B>I'd better go and let him in.</v>
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19<v Mrs B>It's the vet, dear.
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22<v Mr A>Oh, very glad indeed you could come 'round, sir.
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25<v Vet>Not at all.
26Now, what seems to be the problem?
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29<v Vet>You can tell me... I'm a vet, you know.</v>
30<v Mrs B>See? Tell him, dear.</v>
31<v Mr A>Well...</v>
32<v Mrs B>It's our cat.</v>
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35<v Mrs B>He doesn't do anything.
36He just sits out all day on the lawn.
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39<v Vet>Is he... dead?
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42<v Mr A>Oh, no!
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45<v Vet>Thank God for that!
46For one ghastly moment, I thought I was...
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49<v Vet>...too late.
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52<v Vet>If only more people would call in the nick of time!
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55<v Mrs B>He just sits there, all day and every day.</v>
56<v Mr A>And at night.</v>
57<v Mrs B>Shh! Almost motionless.</v>
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60<v Mrs B>We have to take his food out to him.</v>
61<v Mr A>And his milk.</v>
62<v Mrs B>Shh!</v>
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65<v Mrs B>He doesn't do anything. He just sits there.
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68<v Vet>Are you at your wits' end?
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71<v Mrs B>Definitely... Shh!... yes.
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74<v Vet>Hmm. I see.
75Well, I think I may be able to help you.
76You see...
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79<v Vet>Your cat is suffering from what we vets haven't found a word for.
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82<v Vet>His condition is typified by total physical inertia.
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85<v Vet>Absence of interest in its ambience.
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88<v Vet>What we vets call "environment."
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91<v Vet>Failure to respond to the
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94<v Vet>conventional external stimuli.
95A ball of string, a nice
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98<v Vet>juicy mouse, a bird!
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101<v Vet>To be blunt, your cat is in a rut!
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104<v Vet>It's the old...
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107<v Vet>...Stockbroker syndrome.
108The suburban fin de siecle ennui.
109Angst, weltschmertz, call it what you will.
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112<v Mrs B>Moping.</v>
113<v Vet>In a way, in a way.
114Hmm, moping. I must remember that!
115Now...</v>
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118<v Vet>What's to be done?
119Tell me sir, have you confused your cat recently ?<v>
120<v Mr A>Well, we...</v>
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123<v Mrs B>Shh! No.
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126<v Vet>Yes, well, I think I can definitely say that your cat badly needs to be confused.
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129<v Mrs B>What?</v>
130<v Mr A>Shh!</v>
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133<v Mr A>What?
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136<v Vet>Confused. To shake it out of his state of complacency.
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139<v Vet>I'm afraid... I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service.
140Here is their card.
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143<v Mrs B>Oh... Confuse-A-Cat, Limited.
144Oh!
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147<v Sergeant>Squad! Eyes front!
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150<v Sergeant>Cat confusers... Confusers... Hut!
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153<v General>Well, men, we've got a pretty difficult cat to confuse today, so let's get straight on with it.
154Jolly good. Thank you, sergeant.
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157<v Sergeant>Confusers, get into the van and fetch out...
158Wait for it!
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161<v Sergeant>Fetch out the funny things!
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164<v Sergeant>Move, move, move, move!
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167<v Sergeant>One, two, one, two, get those funny things off!
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170<v Sergeant>Stage ready for confusing, sir!
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173<v General>Very good. Carry on, sergeant.
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176<v Sergeant>Left turn, double march!
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179<v General>Right, men. Confuse the... cat!
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182<v Long John Silver>Lords, ladies and gentlemen...
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185<v General>I hope to God it works.
186Anyway, we shall know any minute now.
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189<v Mrs B>Oh, I can't believe it!</v>
190<v Mr A>Neither can I. It's just like the old days.</v>
191<v Mrs B>Then he's cured! Oh, thank you, General!</v>
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194<v Mr A>What can we ever do to repay you ?
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197<v General>No need to, sir.
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200<v General>It's all in a day's work for...
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203<v General>Confuse-A-Cat.
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